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the awkward moment when you keyboard smash and still get
bnehdgehfge cuffbfemgm’s name right
(via dancehawke)
if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon
the more you know: cereal killer addition
CEREAL KILLER
(Source: katorade27, via dancehawke)
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST
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maybe I can watch this entire season in an hour
(Source: deluxemycroft, via dancehawke)
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
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Nice to see you too, dog.
o m g
(via dancehawke)

Reversed cotton candy eating.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
(Source: togifs, via dancehawke)
22 Celebrity Impressions singing Firework
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE IS SO ACCURATE IT HURTS.
GAGA AND JULIE ANDREWS
OMFG
THIS WOMAN I AM DONE WITH HER OHMYGOD
(Source: onegleeheart, via dancehawke)

Beachbody Numbercrunch
Benadryl thundercats
Brodyquest Calldispatch
(Source: evayna)