society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.
society: you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
woman: sounds awful. what's my second option.
society: a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
woman: still seems pretty awful.
society: wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
woman: well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
society: HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
society: oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
woman: i think i'll go with my third option.
society: what third option?
woman: i think i'll bleed on everything you love.
connorkawaii: connorkawaii: the sims 4 logo looks like something i made on powerpoint with the gradient filter in primary school wow i swear to god i thought i’d have a go and actual logo: powerpoint: your secrets out EA
younggirlandthesea: I love how you could literally type Beafihdjhsic Casdkjlkjdfaich and people would know who you’re talking about.
carriehopefletcher: yellowbrickrose: madibuzzer: sassyhiccup: theworldisamessijustneedtoruleit: why do i feel like Alex and Carrie would be the result if The Doctor and River had children. + = HOLY CRAP OH MY GOD wait WHAT Thinking of Alex and I as brother and sister is REALLY weird but…you can’t deny we look like their children! @thatalexday
no-faces-face: humancentipeed: In the Sims, you don’t say, “I love you.” You say, “Habadu bashubi,” which roughly translates to, “I cannot move because there is furniture in the way.” I think that’s absolutely beautiful. i kahging so hrd righ tnow
Remember the internet when we were kids?
dancegabiedance: sollux-ampora: sollux-ampora: what if instead of text posts i just keysmashed and let my phone autocorrect it Gucci semicircle tuna tuna tuna tuna ye yes Gucci Longboarding Sounds like a nicki minaj song
chyertis: maahamburger: what if you get married to someone and then realize they used to follow you you know, before Tumblr existed this sentence would mean something a lot worse
egg-rolls: omg i was at starbucks and there was this girl and she had her hair in a bun and had a crop top with flowers on it and i hissed “hipster blog” and she turned around and snarled “fandom blog” and then we shook hands and exchanged urls her tumblr is pretty nice i dont see why there’s a rivalry we’re all wasting our lives on the same goddamn website
barackfuckingobama: Are you sure Are you positive
thediagonallie: when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would...
iamwizz: The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you
paperwhale: claydols: your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.
Classic Sims 1 memories :)
furry-timelord-socks: feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelix: deviouslyratedm: omgmyfeels: whitthequeerdemonhunter: but seriously though, if you made it past this point on doctor who congrats BUT AS SOON AS ROSE GOT BACK INTO THE CAR HOW DID SHE NOT REALISE THAT HE LOOKS LIKE A OVERSIZED BLACK KEN DOLL Nobody notices Ricky much. whos ricky It’s Mickey
commanderinqueef: today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”
graffitiballs: chenyakumo: hey so i know this is tumblr and we all have a lot of different opinions but fuck wasps you kids and your sexualities
ejacutastic: i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
jeou: have you ever been disappointed upon discovering whats for dinner because i have
thecityofpaper: are you flirting with me or are you just really nice: an autobiography
mrscalypsojackson: ameliafromafairytale: ditch-able-prom-date: thetableistryingtoeatme: Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class. shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because science” shout out to all the people who understand that it’s possible to be religious and still believe in...
lesbianathogwarts: asianpredator: domodisciple: asianpredator: itsdeepforhappypeople: strangeharpy: edgebug: sprightlyvigilante: the year is 2066. physical contact has been outlawed. hug dealers tenderly embrace people in the dead of night and shady people hold hands in dark streets i want to read this novel I want to write this novel. I want to edit this novel. Sounds like...