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Tue, 21 May 2013 13:29:13 -0700

imjohnlocked: the awkward moment when you keyboard smash and still get bnehdgehfge cuffbfemgm’s...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:26:37 -0700

imjohnlocked:

the awkward moment when you keyboard smash and still get
bnehdgehfge cuffbfemgm’s name right

momokissu: 34percentsane: if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:26:17 -0700

momokissu:

34percentsane:

if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon

the more you know: cereal killer addition

CEREAL KILLER

blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:23:51 -0700

blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST

maybe I can watch this entire season in an hour

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:23:32 -0700

maybe I can watch this entire season in an hour

dameofspace: pandyssian: OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:19:26 -0700

dameofspace:

pandyssian:

OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED

I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT

And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:

emmyc: danieltflynn: Nice to see you too, dog. o m g

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:18:26 -0700

emmyc:

danieltflynn:

Nice to see you too, dog.

o m g

jennstarkid: tastefullyoffensive: Reversed cotton candy...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:18:04 -0700

jennstarkid:

tastefullyoffensive:

Reversed cotton candy eating.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

hairofdoom: disneyismyescape: ricecrispydick: tyleroakley: 22...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:17:19 -0700

hairofdoom:

disneyismyescape:

ricecrispydick:

tyleroakley:

22 Celebrity Impressions singing Firework

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE IS SO ACCURATE IT HURTS.

GAGA AND JULIE ANDREWS

OMFG

THIS WOMAN I AM DONE WITH HER OHMYGOD

dancehawke: wasarahbi: Beachbody Numbercrunch Benadryl...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:15:04 -0700

dancehawke:

wasarahbi:

Beachbody Numbercrunch

Benadryl thundercats

Brodyquest Calldispatch

permanentlyhiddlestoned: phoenix: sakibatch: one day benedict cumberbatch and tom hiddleston are...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:11:02 -0700

permanentlyhiddlestoned:

phoenix:

sakibatch:

one day benedict cumberbatch and tom hiddleston are gonna win all of the oscars and theyre gonna be like “oh bless you but i cant take all of these here give them to the nominees yes bless you im so sorry”

And that was how Leonardo DiCaprio finally got an Oscar.

I just spit water all over my desk.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 13:10:12 -0700

fannishminded: kabukers: sodii: mrclarinet: Close...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:09:07 -0700

fannishminded:

kabukers:

sodii:

mrclarinet:

Close enough…?

BAHAHA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LITERALLY THE SAME THING.

HE TIED A PIKACHU TO IT

I can’t. I just, I laughed so hard. All of this, is so much win.

intractably: My science teacher wrote this poem when he was in...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:05:59 -0700

intractably:

My science teacher wrote this poem when he was in grade 9, which was 1985.

When you read it from a relationship perspective, it means that she didn’t like him, she liked someone else.

When you read it from Science’s perspective, “he” would be the Earth, and it explains how eclipse works.

feeling1nspired: youcantfakeithardenoughtoplease: I choked on...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:04:54 -0700

feeling1nspired:

youcantfakeithardenoughtoplease:

I choked on my water.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA

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Tue, 21 May 2013 13:04:42 -0700

Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:04:18 -0700

Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.

daisyfairy: boxofpoptarts: tin-pan-ali: awhisper-acapella: daisyfairy: i’d like to see a...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:03:56 -0700

daisyfairy:

boxofpoptarts:

tin-pan-ali:

awhisper-acapella:

daisyfairy:

i’d like to see a version of romeo and juliet about a person that works at burger king and a person who work at mcdonalds that fall in love

“Deny thy corporation and refuse thy name badge.”

“A McRib by any other name would smell as sweet.”

“Do you bite your spatula at us, sir?”

I POSTED THIS WHEN I WAS STONED I HATE YOU ALL

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:03:29 -0700

randomstuff134:

sodamnrelatable:

take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like

lesbiansandthelivingdead: sheisahopelessromantic: marrymyface: bisexual guys are assumed to be...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:02:58 -0700

lesbiansandthelivingdead:

sheisahopelessromantic:

marrymyface:

bisexual guys are assumed to be secretly gay

bisexual girls are assumed to be secretly straight

both are assumed to secretly like men

see what i’m getting at?

#men in society: forever believing that the world revolves around their dicks #talk about egocentricism

Don’t forget that gay men are gay because they lacked a “strong male figure”. And lesbians either haven’t found the right man or are gay because of a guy.